SpongeBob tries to impress Sandy at Mussel Beach, and accidentally rips his pants! He's embarrassed until he realizes the crowd thought it was a joke he did on purpose! His ripped pants are a hit, but the joke gets old, fast.
Squidward flees to the Krusty Krab in search of quiet and winds up frozen in the freezer. When he finally thaws, he finds himself far into the future and wondering how to go back!
Sandy's blue. Seems she's homesick for 'good ol' Texas' and plans to go back home. SpongeBob's determined to cheer her up by bringing a bit of Texas right to Bikini Bottom.
The Graveyard Shift
The Krusty Krab is now open 24 hours a day. On their first all night shift, Squidward tries to scare SpongeBob with tales of the "hash-slinging slasher." And as things begin to go bump in the night, Squidward starts believing his own twisted tale!
SpongeBob's got terrible sea onion ice cream breath, yet he can't understand why he's being avoided. Patrick says it's a beauty issue. So when Patrick eats sea onion bon bons and people avoid him, too, he's convinced he caught "the ugly" from SpongeBob.
When SpongeBob and Patrick find Squidward is recovering from a bicycling accident, they take him jellyfishing so he can have his "best day ever." Unfortunately, their good intentions wreak havoc on Squidward's recovery efforts.
Dying for Me
Squidward accidentally lets SpongeBob eat an exploding pie. To alleviate his guilt, Squidward resolves to make SpongeBob's few remaining hours enjoyable. And that makes Squidward more miserable than ever!
Sandy's taking a trip and puts SpongeBob and Patrick in charge of her pet caterpillar. When the caterpillar turns into a butterfly overnight, SpongeBob and Patrick are convinced this new creature ate "Wormy" and is now after them and the rest of Bikini Bottom!
SpongeBob is convinced Plankton's so evil because he's lonely, so he befriends the little guy. Unfortunately, everyone sees that Plankton is using SpongeBob to get to the secret krabby patty recipe. It's up to Mr. Krabs to reveal Plankton's plot to SpongeBob.
SpongeBob and Patrick's clubhouse has no room for Squidward. Literally. But Squidward forced his way in, "propelling" the clubhouse into the middle of nowhere. Hopelessly lost, Squidward begins to panic. But SpongeBob and Patrick trust in the "magic conch."
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