For J.R. Ewing, Season 13 is as unlucky as a steer at a Texas barbecue. He starts by lying and cheating Ewing Oil to the brink of destruction and ends by kicking and screaming in a psychiatric hospital. In between he tires of his pretty young wife, seethes while Cliff Barnes's political star rises and bumps into a past he didn't know he had. Meanwhile, Clayton and Miss Ellie investigate a multiple-murder mystery, folks from seasons past unexpectedly return to stir up trouble and Bobby stays busy removing J.R.'s knives from his back, chasing after a Pam look-alike, and bringing a new Mrs. Ewing to Southfork. Y'all come 'round and meet the happy couple!

Warner Home Video has announced that they will release
Dallas - The Complete 13th Season on DVD this coming
April 13th (how appropriate: the 13th on the 13th!). These 27 hour-long episodes from the next-to-last regular season of the show will come on 3 double-sided "DVD-18" discs for $39.98 SRP. You can lock in your copy with
an Amazon pre-order right away, at a nice discount. Video is full frame, and audio is English mono. Final package art isn't ready yet, but we've got a small look at the early cover art on the right. Stay tuned for the finished version of that!